The new Woody Allen film, "Whatever Works."
"The question of the year-will Americans embrace soccer? And if so, can they use their hands?"
"Hey yogurt! If you're so cultured, how come i never see you at the opera?"
-Stephen Colbert
Notes from the Underground by Dostoyevsky
Allowing yourself to fall in love.
Also, i think i'm giving up diet pepsi. Consider the possibilities, and wish me luck.